Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life
Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.
The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion
Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤
A phrase often used while getting angry at the Impossible Game because you couldn't beat level 2. Used on RoosterTeeth's Rage Quit.
<Playing The Impossible Game> Alright you got this, you got this you square motherfucker....you got the *dies* s...Swiss Fucking Cheese, God Dammit!
When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."
Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room
Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.
A place where I can get some pizza and get molested at the same time
At chuck e. cheese you eat cruddy pizza while a guy in a mouse suit fondles your dick
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Wine and Cheese Liberals are affluent, live in tony suburbs, and drive SUVs, but vote Democratic. They "support" public education, but send their own kids to private school. Their opinions are politically correct, and are usually expressed as fashion statements rather than as analytical observations.
I was in Whole Foods yesterday, and saw a Wine and Cheese Liberal buying some arugula.
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