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The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."
How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?
Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.
The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures
"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."
The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.