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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021


The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.

Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver

by Master Seacock April 9, 2019


Green lovin

Having sex stoned long and slow,

green lovin is having great sex when stoned

i dont realy remember wha was said but i know we had a good time so we call it green lovin.

by High tripper February 19, 2011


George Green

Plays himself in popular mockumentary series Trailer Park Boys

Often refered to as "Dumbest cop on the force" ~ many trailer park boys residents

"Forget what I said boys, our chances just went up to 95%" - Ricky when George Green got out of the car

by JohnKebab57 December 23, 2024


Little Green SMG

The English way of sayingLil Uzi Vert”.

Little Green SMG means the proper way of saying Lil Uzi Vert.

by JamMC January 27, 2024


green prick

sum stupid retard who beat a child to death with a potato also has sum blind freind who has many simps who think they are dating ( imposter is sus)

sus amogus green prick

by fattttt shitt March 8, 2021


green prick

sum retard who beat a child with a potato and has two freinds who one of them has millions of simps who think they are dating sus amongus

this green prick is sus

by fattttt shitt March 8, 2021