hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

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jim beam hand

the hand in which one holds/cherishes the fact that one has a jim beam in their hand.

"Hurt my jim beam hand and you'll be extremely sorry"

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Cuffed Hand Syndrome

A case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. A Kiss ass in so many words.

Usually can be found on misshapen chinese men.

Because of Johnny's Cuffed Hand Syndrome, he is always getting special favors.

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shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

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Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.

Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.

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burger king hands

one who eats so much burger king. that his/her hands get fat and huge. Or his/her hands will tend to smell like burger king cause her or she has eaten too much of it.

Ryan: *holds up burger to eat it*
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself

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got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc

Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

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