Random
Source Code
Random
When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other
Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*
7👍 7👎
When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used
"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"
15👍 18👎
The art of getting your asshole eating out while watching southpark.
Gabe gives ian a RIM JOB on monday and friday nights.
5👍 65👎
When the 8yr old kid jerk you off with his elbows after you cummed in his ass.
Man, that boy really gave that old priest the best elbow job of his life.
1👍 9👎
Any sexual act involving or including a desk. In a desk job, the desk is more than likely to be in the dominant position. One common occurrence during desk jobs is having orgies whereas each table leg serves as a cock. Fun for 4!
P1: I'm having a desk job, wanna join?
P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!
1👍 6👎
when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face
"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"
27👍 36👎
A cinnamon roll job is when a man masturbates, putting his dick in the center of a cinnamon roll, and intensely humps or moves the cinnamon roll to and from his body to masturbate. The fun of a cinnamon roll job is that you can't tell if the white stuff is icing or jizz! It's a lot more fun if the cinnamon roll is warm, and soft, like a vajayjay!
Dude, I'm so bored.
Go give yourself a cinnamon roll job! The fun is not knowing if the white stuff is jizz or icing!
Okay! Sounds awesome!
18👍 22👎