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kiss that turtle ass

hot/ juciy

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021


the end of the first kiss

Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!

As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....

by von groovy July 26, 2024


Sock Kiss

A Sock Kiss is when you put your feet on top of another one’s e.g footsie

Lisa and Chris decided to do a Sock Kiss”

by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022


Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020


Canadian Kiss

A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.

Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.

Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!

by Keel M. Dhed February 27, 2023


Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

by Cashthatcheck May 6, 2018


Kiss the Grouper

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.

Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!

by GustavoS June 4, 2013