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When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.
Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.
a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.
Person 1: "It's a cool game, right?"
Person 2: "Hell no, this game pisses in the shower!"
Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss
A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.
There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.
When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs
Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit
Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles
Henry:……..ok.
The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.