Slap everyone who is taller than you
Short friend: guess what
Taller friends : oh no
Shorter friend : I get to slap away
To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.
Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"
Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"
Ross " errr slap the box mate."
The term to describe someone slapping a sign that's been chatting utter shit.
"Oi is that the sign that's been chatting shit about you"
"Oi it is"
"Sign slap him Tony Blair"
When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick at the end.
"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad so I gave him a Suck And Slap"
When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick after he cums
"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad I gave him a Suck and Slap"
main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop
alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit
literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands
"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"