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When you need to take a break but you're too scared to say you are jaking off
Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!
Girl - I got some white ice cream all over my face last night!
Girl 2 - Tastes good doesn't it ;)
A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.
"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"
Using ice cream as lube for sex and/or an orgy.
We cuddled all night to keep warm after our Ice cream orgy
The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
When you nut in a girl and eat her out right after.
Someone: I gave her the icing on the cake
Someone else: ew what the fuck is wrong with you
When you take a shit in a urinal on top of the urinal cake and spread it out with your finger.
Oh man dude, I just put icing on the cake in that bitch!