Liberal Whack-Job

Another sterotype that is popular in the Conservative Hate Culture. To call some this name means that you have no respect for people with dissenting views.

"I never thought Bob would stoop so low as to call Paul a Liberal Whack-Job" Tim said with disbelief.

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Asymmetrical boob job

When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other

Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*

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like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

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rim job

The art of getting your asshole eating out while watching southpark.

Gabe gives ian a RIM JOB on monday and friday nights.

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Elbow job

When the 8yr old kid jerk you off with his elbows after you cummed in his ass.

Man, that boy really gave that old priest the best elbow job of his life.

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Desk Job

Any sexual act involving or including a desk. In a desk job, the desk is more than likely to be in the dominant position. One common occurrence during desk jobs is having orgies whereas each table leg serves as a cock. Fun for 4!

P1: I'm having a desk job, wanna join?

P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!

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Jewish Face Job

when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face

"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"

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