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It’s the equivalent of the Mile High Club, however instead of it being an Airplane bathroom, it is a Wal-Mart bathroom. Roll Back is the signature sale slogan of Wal-Mart. Rider refers to the woman being on top, while the man is sitting on the toilet.
“My husband George and I are official Roll Back Riders now!”
“Have you ever thought of joining the Roll Back Riders?”
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The game of taking a laxative before performing intercourse and trying to ejaculate before the laxative hits
Jake: Ya me and jelly have been getting into it a lot she let me try a Black back mountain the other day
Rob: How’d it go?
Jake: Me and Kelly decided to take a break
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A person who essentially has went through life unnoticed and in the background of society. Is more than likely a virgin.
What a rare looking fella!
Yeah he probably lives down the back.
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When a defenceman in ice hockey is skating backwards across his own blueline, checking a forward who is enter the defensive zone and he gets and taken out of the play from behind by his own player?
Tyler was checking a a forward when out of nowhere he got kaul back checked!
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when you take two different types of biscuit, one that's new and one that you know you like, just in case you don't like the new biscuit.
oooh i got some new biscuits, i'll have one to try, and a maryland cookie as a back up biscuit :D
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you hit da weeeed so hard your hair is blown straight back all fuq'd up, no facial expression to your homies while immediately putting the stuff down, and looking for a spot anywhere to pass dafuq out
Yo this mf def a first timer cause hair blown back
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AN OLDER AGED WOMAN USUALLY LIVING IN EAST COUNTY OUT OF A WHITE MINI VAN. ADDICTED TO SELLING YOUR JUNK "COME UPS" & WHISTLING.
SHE IS USUALLY INCOHERENT TO NORMAL SOCIETY & WHEN CONVERSING WITH HERSELF SHE STILL TENDS TO MAKE NO SENSE. NOTHING SHE DOES HAS A PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR THE WIGGLING; YOU CANT HELP BUT GRAB A SEAT & WATCH UNTIL SHE VANISHES ON HER 10 SPEED.
DO NOT GET TO CLOSE OR FEED, THEY ARE KNOWN FOR BITING.
I RAN INTO CRACK BACK BETTY @ 315 THIS MORNING. I THOUGHT I HERD TWO PEOPLE ARGUING BUT REALLY I SAW THAT IT WAS ONLY HER....
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