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The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants
Dutch got into a "dutch eye dilemma " with the grounds keeper at the cemetery
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When you get punched in the eye by an Ecuadorian with a fist full of feces.
Joey was awakened with an Ecuadorian Brown Eye. Now Lucas gets his breakfast on time.
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The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.
Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.
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(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!
Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.
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common condition. asshole has difficulty staying puckered.
after a night of hard sex carol's asshole kept giving my the lazy brown eye as I continued working her clit.
(can be treated with a slap of a good hard dildo or hand or ice cubes.)
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"if you pull your butt cheeks apart and rub buttholes with another person"
We were crossing brown eyes as foreplay before going in with a double ended dildo between us.
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the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye
The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better than watching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.
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