wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.

"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"

blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.

1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."

lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.

Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.

wet smoker

Somebody, that gets the cigar as wet as his bed at night

Look at Jonny deep throating that cigar, he is a wet smoker

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

Wet nerd

Harvey

Your such a wet nerd