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so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.
Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.
Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick
“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”
the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.
me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"
a way to show your respect (or disrespect)
OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
//ooops
when your in school and need go piss, but cant because the teacher isnt letting you and nearly start to piss yourself
goddamn it teacher why do you let me stay in piss hell