Luigis Rule

Old enough to pee is old enough for me

Luigis rule is so legit!

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

Rule 31

The girlfriend of a bro is not allowed to spend a birthday alone without partying, no matter what!

My girlfriend tried to break Rule 31

Rule of wu

When food is left unattended for more than 20 minutes an individual can Enact the Rule Of Wu giving that individual the full authorization to eat the unattended food.

“I enact the rule of wu on the plate of food”

5/24 rule

The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.

My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!

Rule 1069

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal

Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins

Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude