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A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
The act of being an asshole or a dick
We always can count on Andrew to commit the act of DOUCHE Ré
Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.
I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”
Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!
A male driver that can’t drive.
Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.