Hoe Bagged Squirrel

A squirrel whom mates wildly regardless of other rodent STD's. A variation of hoe bag but used only within the sciuridae family. This family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and some species of homo sapiens.

OH MY GOD! Look at that hoe bagged squirrel go hes been humping for 6 hours now!

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weed hoes and alcohol

the prerequisites for a kickass party

That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party

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the bro hoe hold

When a bro hoe grips her drink, (usually a natural or busch light) with her thumb and index finger, holds her phone, (usually a blackberry), within her middle and index finger, and her pack of cigarrettes with her ring and middle finger all with one hand. This is mainly used to free up one of her hands so she can still put one hand on her hip to pose for a picture. This is an especially popular technique many bro hoes use to make them look cooler in pictures. Many bro hoes simply do not have enough time to waste on putting their stuff down while they are taking pictures.

Girl 1: Hey girl let me get a picture of you two!!

Girl 2: Okay girly let me put my drink, phone, and cigarrettes down first.

Girl 1: NO!!! We don't have time. Just use the bro hoe hold.

Girl 2: Oh yeah!

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hoe life or no life

You are a hoe hoeing around and just being stupid then a motherfucker but then you just really need to stop with this

Melissa: hoe life or no life

Me: stop that's not cool
Melissa: you have no life

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big booty hoes

1) Dem hoez wit da nice big round butts

2) 2 Live Crew - Hoochie Mama

Where mah money?! Damn big booty hoes...

"Big booty hoes hop wit it!!!"

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Hoe ass nigga

A man that fights his woman but won’t fight to protect his women.

You are one hoe ass nigga!!!

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Pen De Hoe

Phrase used either as 1.an expression put in place of 'duhh' or 2.an expression used as an insult/compliment meaning 'pay the hoe'

1. So she did make out with him in the hallway after all?
Of course she did! Pen De Hoe!

2. Girl-How did I do?
Guy 1- Eh, you were alright.
Guy 2- Ah, Pen De Hoe, lets get out of here.

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