t-rex tits

The action requested from a woman whom enjoys a bit of pain from her lover in and around the nipple area

Sara grabbed the head of the stranger she had picked up at dollar pitcher night, and said, “dude don’t be so gentle, you need to get all up and t-rex tits these big ole nipples of mine.”

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Grab Tits Day

On October 2 grab all the tits you see

I’m gonna grab so many tits today because it’s grab tits day

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Living off the government tit

Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.

The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.

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Pita bread tits

A woman's breast that looks triangular and ussaslualy cums with a side of hummus

Ugh, Jenny has such pita bread tits.

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useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

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Nathan Big Tits Healy

the person with the biggest boobs in Bundaberg. Has an amazing best friend with the initials JF and Jon is a NEWB.

My god, Thats Nathan Big tits Healy

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cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

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