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Are you fucking kidding me? How do you NOT know what Urban Dictionary is. You're LITERALLY on the fucking site. What's wrong with you. What have you accomplished by typing out Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary? Don't you know what this site is?
I wonder what definition I'll make on Urban Dictionary...
A place where everyone puts definitions of names.
1. They are positive when the author has that name
2. They are negative when the author dislikes someone with that name.
Or weird sexual stuff.
OMG I am sick of all these Urban Dictionary definitions that are just peoples names.
1. All of the internet beamed into a set of definitions for phases and words
2. A website with a logo that if you stare at it long enough you realize it says 'ur ban(ned) dictionary'
I'm crazy enough to use urban dictionary.
A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".
1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER
a place where it is a challenge to find a definition that is not a joke, or when you want one that is a joke you get something unrelated.
Friend: hey, try urban dictionary.
Me: I already have, and it has many troll users.
A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies
Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—
Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911
A site that used to be fair but now are just like all the other liberal communist outlets filtering out what they want and don’t want on their site according to their beliefs.
Hey did you see the 20 hilarious pages of funny definitions about CNN on urban dictionary ? No man, they all got deleted by the site but kept all the bashing definitions on Fox News. Wow how biased. Yeah such pussies...