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1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

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when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals

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1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom.

the boss phase sequence in destiny 2: Beyond Light's "Disgraced" strike, referring to the 1 phase the boss appears on the bottom at the start of the final encounter, the 2 phases up on the rear wooden platform, and a final phase back at the bottom of the room.

not an innuendo for sexual positioning whatsoever.

"remember, give her 1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom. take it easy now, so as to avoid accidents boys."

Story - Part 1

MAIN CHARACTERS:
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.

Other people are just random people names that I thought of.

By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.

Story - Part 1, just a story I have made.
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!

Oliver:
Wassup girls.

Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!

Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.

Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-

Molly= Um, bye!!

Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.

Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-

NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!

four 1/4's

this is a drinking game for any sport if you modify the rules

rules: every player has to have 2 pre-game shots. during the first half of the game (first and second quarter) the players have to have 4 shots. from halftime to the end of the game each player has to drink 5 beers.

on a sunday football game, get all your friends together and play four 1/4's

fish+fish=1

have you heard 1+1=2? well your just a noob cause the awnser is fish! but according to non-sense we can take it futher, behold! fish+fish=1!!!!

person1: hey have you heard of 1+1=fish
person2: ya why?
person1: theres this new thing fish+fish=1