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Ling x 2

someone who hate chem and davies

by Anonymous April 09, 2003


2 for 1 Special

A name for a transsexual prostitute.

"Hey, look at that 2 for 1 Special on the corner!"

by The ownr December 07, 2007


final fantasy X-2

An rpg game for geeks who like to masturbate to while the play it and that is often the cause for disk read errors because their ps2 is covered in a mountain of cum.

Some Faggot: Ohhhhh Yuna im going to pretend this hole him my ps2 is your hairy vagina and im going to stick my small penis into it. Ohhhh Rikku taste my load of cum.

by dimsum88 January 20, 2005


1 in the stink 2 in the pink

We’re you finger a girls asshole and her but hole

Jerry did 1 in the stink 2 in the pink

by Poontang smell December 05, 2017


2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.

"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."

by Tyranosaurus R. December 19, 2011


2 dollar bill

A Hand-Job from a Filipino transsexual.

Man: "I went down town the other night, and got an old fashioned 2 dollar bill!"

Friend:" Dude... Gross."

by YanceySlade November 29, 2010


Alabama Hot Pocket 2

The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.

Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!

by Element547 June 12, 2008