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A name for a transsexual prostitute.
"Hey, look at that 2 for 1 Special on the corner!"
An rpg game for geeks who like to masturbate to while the play it and that is often the cause for disk read errors because their ps2 is covered in a mountain of cum.
Some Faggot: Ohhhhh Yuna im going to pretend this hole him my ps2 is your hairy vagina and im going to stick my small penis into it. Ohhhh Rikku taste my load of cum.
We’re you finger a girls asshole and her but hole
Jerry did 1 in the stink 2 in the pink
Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.
"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."
A Hand-Job from a Filipino transsexual.
Man: "I went down town the other night, and got an old fashioned 2 dollar bill!"
Friend:" Dude... Gross."
The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!