A person who exclusively eats beans and lives for hoots and toots
Hey anal Bea, where are you going?
Anal bea: hooots
The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.
Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
A ring shaped bracelets that children make to help gays ward of Herpeess.
Child one: wow I hope that couple doesn't get Herpeess
Child two: they won't he is wearing a anal braclete nobody wants to fuck someone with anal bracletes.
When some girl tries to convince you some non existent word actually exists when it doesn't and youre forced to give it a definition because no matter how hard you google l-anal you get anal
She trying L-Anal
When someone tries to make up a word and tries to convince you it's real
She tried L-Anal
A highly-embarrassing (or highly-AMUSING, depending on who you talk to, or on whether "high-brow" or "low-brow" company happens to be present at the time) phenomenon whereby your butt-hole decides to do its Robert Perry impersonation --- i.e., you fart at the same time as you perform some other bodily-function "upstairs", such as coughing, sneezing, wheezing, gagging, etc. Extra caution/concentration/awareness is often in order in an instance such as this, since it can be prime circumstances for an incident of orifice-outflow overload.
Why is it that any degree of crude disgustingness regarding unfortunate nasal/oral occurrences is always tolerantly allowed for, but people get all grossed out if there are any accompanying anal-echos??