Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.
“Look at Bo over there acting like a punchy douche.”
A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.
Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer
A very particular type of a gay man.
I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.
Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.
I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”