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Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
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People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.
-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --
Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*
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In business, this is a product, remote office, employee, etc., who doesn't get respect. The moniker stems from the popular slang phrase "beat you like a red-headed stepchild." Often times, the disrespect is undeserved.
If a product is an embarrassment to a company, it is the company's red-headed stepchild.
The satellite office was outperforming the head office statistically, but because it created work for people in the head office, it was treated like a red-headed stepchild.
Because the Edsel didn't sell well, it became Ford's red-headed stepchild.
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A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.
CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"
CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."
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A city in southern Minnesota near the border of Wisconsin. Its a pretty small town, and everyone who lives there knows someone who works at Red Wing Shoes. Red Wing is also home of the world's largest boot.
Alicia: Hey while I'm visiting Red Wing, MN. We should go see the worlds largest boot.
Emily: Ok. My friends actually working there right now.
Jack: Hey wanna go to Red Wing?
Jill: No way that place is so boring.
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August Burns Red is a metalcore band founded in Pennsylvania in 2003. they get their name from one of the band names' ex's, august, threatening to burn his dog, red.
currently have 2 full lengths out and one ep.
Looks Fragile After All- 2004
Thrill Seeker- 2005
Messengers- 2007
a lot of their lyrics are mainly christian, and their playing style is mainly technical, with a lot of breakdowns during songs.
vocals are mostly growls and screams, along with a few clean singing. sorta hard to understand really.
barbarian is my fave august burns red song :
www.myspace.com/augustburnsred
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When a man takes a woman's virginity but instead of a small amount of blood, a large amount covers the entire tip of the man's penis causing a "red hood" to cover it.
Aww~ man, she gave me a red hood last night.
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