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Anyone who does the pose "ice in the veins" gets tons of bitches everyday
He celebrated with ice in the veins. He definitely fucks all the bitches
Ice Dwellers are animals living in cold areas where snow and ice are present all year long. They are usually neutral towards people, but when they feel threatened they will attack. Ice Dwellers are best known for their sharp claws with which they can stick to walls of ice and climb. They also can sleep while hanging from such walls.
Ice Dwellers are covered in white fur, which makes them almost invisible in the snow and ice. They can be identified only by movement and black noses on the tips of their faces.
Ice Dwellers are omnivores. They will eat almost anything. Their primary source of food are small rodents and worms. Other foods are grass, leaves, nuts and bird eggs.
Be careful! Look there, black nose! That's an Ice Dweller!
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Something that is a thrilling fun activity and or thing.
Let’s go do something fun and iced
The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.
Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"
"Nah, it's too cold"
****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…
Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!
Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her
P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.
When a bitch gives you head but she's cold hearted and doesn't want to do it.
Why you look so happy weren't you and your girl fighting last night?
Yeah but She ended up giving me an iced capp so it's all good.