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When one is getting a blow job and proceeds to give the the one preforming a "Wet Willie" in either one or both ears. Also known as the "WBJ"
Wet Blow Job
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Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.
Guy: Yo bro whats up?
Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.
Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?
Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.
Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
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when u have the chick's legs behind her head and you like her asshole
i gave you a rim job last night
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when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.
we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.
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When a vampire blows a dinosaurs tail.
"Dude! It's so gross! Izzy gave Dino a tail job in the elevator again!"
"That"s fucking sick man."
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When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick.
Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?
Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.
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When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.
Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.
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