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Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.
Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?
Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.
Euphemism for a dick seasoned with cocaine
Have you had that Mexican street corn? Definitely wanna make some.
When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood
Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!
A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation
Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours