shot from god

When a woman is down on her knees (as if she's praying;) then the man above her shoots his load on her face.

While the woman was on her knees praying she received a shot from God...

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Where the hell's this god of yours?

From Forest Gump. Said to someone who predicted or promised something that never quite showed up, as in the mountains of shrimp Forest prayed for. The implication is that it may show up yet, but you doubt it.

Robert: "You said it was supposed to be sunny today? Where the hell's this god of yours?"

John: "You gotta see this guitar player, man! He's like better than Jimmy Page!"
Tim (forty-five minutes later): "Where the hell's this god of yours?""

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Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

1. A name for paying a prostitute
2. Leslo (Lesley)
3. A really bad book that no one reads but makes fun of the title
4. An excellent way to start a conversation

1. "Dude! I just spent all my money on drugs and I still have to are you there God it's me, Margaret?!"

2. "That's a beast!"
"No, its are you there God, it's me Margaret"
"Yeah, same thing"

3. "My teacher asked me if I had any questions and I said are you there God? it's me, Margaret"

4. "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"
"Ooh, wanna come home with me tonight?"

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Jason the pack god

A notorious hacker who has been apart of malicious cyber attacks such as taking down multiple call centers, many distributed denial of service attacks and stealing over $500,000 USD. Also known as json he is a pro at the prank known as “swatting”. As well as being a Pack God Jason is a pro at absolutely violating people. He is also sexy AF.

Jason the pack god has struck again!

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god rest his soul

This is said to a person, whom have lost someone in their lives. This gives a comfort to the person.

This can also be said to someone, whom have lost a female companion, but with a swift of the "he" to a "she"

Walking towards my friend who just lost his mother at the graveyard. I walked to him and said: "god rest his soul"
Or at the hospital of a newly death and comforting the depressed friend: "god rest he/her soul"

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turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism

When did you turn your back on God?

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Ski mask the slump god

A god

Person 1: Who is ski mask the slump god?
Person 2: A god.. tf

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