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What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first
I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.
When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee
I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick
the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.
I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!
The labia or “pussy lips” on an Uber-over-weight woman
Hey man, last night I had my face stuck in the piss flaps of Susie for close to an hour, I could barely breathe!!!