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He Is Defined As YouTube User, Michal M, He Is The Best Impersonator Of John Bercow And Is Posh Guy That Works For Boris
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Mr John Bercow Works For Mr TheRacing Gamer In The House Of Commons, Northern Irish Lifts, Boshy, And Clerks Are Mr Kent Lifts And Mr AC Lifts Or Mr No Brain, Many More People Are Involved, Thank You For Reading 🙂
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Possibly the most overrated president we have ever had.
-Fucked up the bay of pigs, in which we lost cuba to communism
-Got us into vietnam
-Was elected beacause he had mob connections
-Johnson was the person to push for the civil rights
-John as well pushed for the war on poverty
-almost brought america to the brink of destuction during the cuban missile crisis.
-Stole the famous Quote "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country from a dead ww2 vet.
-All around penis
-couldnt even dodge bullets like Geral ford or regan.
After reviewing John F Kennedys presidency, the american public should relize that he was totale fuck up.
Bobby Kennedy was the True Activist, and reformer.
How can anybosy regard JFK as good president?
There is not one postive contribution
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only the awesomest guy ever!
oh yeah and me and my mates started his crew, the BJB crew. you cant be in it. its his select frends.
(the song is in the spongebob squarepants tune)
who lives in a pinapple under a tree?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who drives around in his mercedes?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who has manky hair and smells like a fish?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who eats his own poop off a big silver dish?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
BOB JOHN BILLY!
BOB JOHN...
BILLY!
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One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.
Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.
Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women
Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.
Statement: I will bring our boys home
Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
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A letter sent to an ex, or if your crazy, someone your stalking, you jizz onto a letter and send it.
That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.
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A public high school in Westland. It’s a somewhat decent education. You have your typical mix of wannabe gang members, drug dealers, kids who put vodka in their water bottles, white kids who say the n-word, emo kids, attention whores, and dumbass hoes. You can go 3 months with no fights then 7 in one month. But at least our football team is better than Wayne Memorial.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: The boring one
Person 1: Okay so John Glenn High School
The act of pretending to drink beer but actually leaning backwards over a balcony and holding the beer up to the side of your face thus pouring it off the balcony. Can also easily be done at a pasture party.
Kyle claims to drink thirty beers last night but after canceling out the John Raitt Chug(JRC)'s he only drank four.
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