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The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.
Dude, are you still watering the moustache!
A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline
Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet
All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.
"I have to go water my spice garden."
what everyone is gonna be drinking soon .
hey man you got any more bidamin water , no bro I just drank the last of mine , we gonna have to get some more
Marine biology. What else did you think it was.
I took water biology in class.
You mean...marine biology?
No, no. Water biology.
The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
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