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The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc
can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)
Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!
When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.
PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”
Something funny call ya m8
Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey
to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's
Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's