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A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.
That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!
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An actual piece of shit fuckstick who should not be seen in public
‘’Oi cuz, you heard of that Ashley James Long, the guys a baby back Bitch’’
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The act of throwing up and pooping in the same hole (usually a toilet) at the same time.
"How was your night, man? I only saw you at the party for a bit."
"Dude, it was great. I had my first front-back yack. It all landed in the toilet too; none on my clothes."
"Dang, that's pretty impressive."
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When a guy puts his dick between someone's butt cheeks and they fart on his dick
Person 1: my girl and I were spooning last night and she gave me a back door buzzer
Person 2: uh..... How'd it feel though
Person 1: felt like a smelly vibrator on my dick
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Some u date if u ur crush rejects u
Jonny is my back up boy
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When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.
"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."
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What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.
Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.
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