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To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car
"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."
1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men
2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money
i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate
when you have cold hot chocolate and the powder doesnt mix in and is stuck at the bottom
jess; girl i got chocolate springs in my hot chocolate
jeff; damn
a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate
person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!
person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.
(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."
Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.