No hoodie december means that no boys can wear hoodies throughout December. Girls can go what they want
Girls: Give me your hoodies
Boys: why
Girls: because no hoodie December
No gender december is celebrated to take away all of our gender and make us like Naboo from The Mighty Boosh. They take away our private parts for No Gender December.
No Gender December!
Oh no please I don’t want my gender taken away!!!
What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”
GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!
Give your bf all his hoodies back day!
bf: give me my hoodies back!
gf: why should i do that?
bf: because it’s the 4th of december
nationale hik-dag
“yo! het is vandaag 20 december”
“omg dat is nationale hik-dag”
Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”
Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”
Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.