Burger King foot lettuce

A type of lettuce that burger king has a staff member use lettuce as a bedroom carpet then bring the lettuce back to put in burgers.

Joe I need you to make some Burger King foot lettuce

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Fornicate Under Consent of the King

Otherwise abbreviated to spell "fuck"

Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King

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King James Brown Version

The lost, now found, ancient Holy Hood Bible commissioned by King James Brown, The First (I) that contains the raw thoughts of Hood Niggaz who have lived throughout history--and left their wisdom in order that the new Nigga of today may survive in Whitey's world unscathed. The Book of Niggamaste is its main Scroll. See niggamaste niggadom.

1st Nigga: "Remember what the ancient hood prophets said in the good hood book about priorities?

2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."

1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."

2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!

1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.

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Martin Luther King Jr

A man who fought for many rights. A perfect human. He was, and still is loved and missed by many. He wrote the famous "I have a dream" speech. He was shot by a terrible, racist man.

Rip Martin Luther King Jr.

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King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

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foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.

Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.

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Martin Luther King

The nigga who had a dream

Yo who is your role model

It’s Martin Luther king he a inspirational nigga

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