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I wanna full in love with you and i want you to completely change my life
damn you're hot come ruin my life 🤤
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an early replacement for the all too impatient, need-to-have-everything-now, cell-phone-me-later-to-say-"hey", internet-crazed, generation x-ers and on who absolutely cannot wait until middle age to have their real midlife crisis, they need one NOW!
Jerry Yang is like totally having a quarter life crisis after having made his first billion prior to mid-life and now not knowing what to do/buy next.
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The act of having one's life destroyed.
It also refers to one's hate for another person or thing.
It is used when your anger levels are at their highest.
1. Those kids have been keeping me up every day this week. It's killing my life.
2. I hate Justin Bieber. His music kills my life.
3. That waiter is taking forever to bring us our dinner. He's killing our life.
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A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
All hail!
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1. someone that a person hangs out with all the time, or sees a lot, usually on a daily basis
2. a person with whom someone shares and intense and close relationship with
4. a good friend who does not have a distinct term or title like "homie" or "best friend" or "sister" etc.
3. a sarcastic term used to identify someone that a person doesn't particularly like, has just met, or has not seen in a long time
guy: hey! i can't believe you told ___ i gave you flowers!
girl: well she's my bff buddy for life!
guy: i thought i was your bff buddy for life!
girl: you are .. you're my guy bff buddy for life. :)
cousin1: hey look! here's the profile of your bff buddy for life on facebook!
cousin2: ugh, she just sucks. i'm surprised she has any friends.
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attempting to eat as much good food as possible.
a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.
1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit
2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie
3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl
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