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Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.
Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!
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When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.
Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
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This word is used when you want someone to die. It is the worst phrase you can EVER say to someone. Trust me.
Jimmy: Hey bruh what’s up😎
Bobby: Hah, UR MOM GAY LOL
Jimmy: *dies of heartbreak💔*
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The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.
Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?
Punk 2: Would your mom like it?
Punk 1: No...
Punk 2: Then yes.
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My dear friend is like my therapist. I tell her everything and she is like a vault that won't tell anyone. I trust her with everything and I love her a lot. She called herself my gay mom because she is like a mom to me but better than a mom. She doesn't judge me and I'm really grateful to have her in my life. That is why I have decided that I want to name June 24 National Gay Mom day. Everyone needs a Gay Mom like my friend. I want to celebrate this day with her to show how much I appreciate her.
We have to go celebrate National Gay Mom Day so that we can appreciate Gay Mom.
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used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective
Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
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Basically destroys anybody. In some situations it has the power of getting on the same power level level as no u
To boost it's power by 2x , you must say "honk honk" after it.
Jimmy: Wanna play Minecraft ?
Timmy: No lol faggot
Jimmy: Ur mom big horny
Timmy: No u
Jimmy: Honk Honk
*Nuclear explosion destroying 99% of human race takes place*
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