Term used to refer to a boring/dull moment.
Adam: This day is going by so slow.
Tyler: Yeah it’s parked
It means to die or get jumped by somebody.
Ay big bro uu heard how lu montae got parked by dem group of nighas
Na uu heard bout how chino parked this one nigha wit a big body draco gang!
meaning you going to get shot and die or your going to get jumped
1. I cant be like that guy that got parked , he got shot like crazy
2. Na u say boul that was talkin mad shmack dude got parked from bout 5 4 niggas
When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.
If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring
An alternative example:
“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing”
When you're parked in a parking spot and don't want to be arrested
Officer you're not allowed to arrest me, I'm parked in a public parking spot.
When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.
That idea is so parked.
We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.