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poop shit ass

an alternate way of saying; fuck, damnit, shit, shit balls, mutherfucker, tits, tits and bagels, and oh no.

"hey dude, my mom found my our weed in my room"
"aww poop shit ass, how much trouble did you get in"
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while bowling you drop your 16 lb bowling ball on your foot
"POOP SHIT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!''

by UnkieDave September 06, 2012


Post Poop Piss

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.

I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.

by New English May 07, 2009


National Poop Day

National Poop Day is a day where you and your friends have to poop at least 3-5 times in one day. If not then you have failed poop day and you and your friends (whoever failed) has to stick their whole middle finger up their own butthole.

Yo man did you know today’s national poop day?!”

by bootysmacker1000 October 03, 2020


Poop-du-jour

After a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the shit of the day.

"Man," Roscoe said closing the bathroom door,"that was the Poop-Du-Jour!!"

by TatuBaron April 22, 2009


poop your pants

typically used in a derogatory manner to describe someone overreacting to a situation.

Roomate 1: YOU DRANK ALL MY CHOCOLATE MILK?!!!!

Roomate 2: Jeez, don't poop your pants. I'll buy some more.

by melodram July 21, 2011


Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.

"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?

by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009


good enough to poop on

the item or soemthing is soo bad that it has the quality of a toilet

wow thats a good idea, ehh good enough for me 2 poop on!

by sss January 30, 2004