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an alternate way of saying; fuck, damnit, shit, shit balls, mutherfucker, tits, tits and bagels, and oh no.
"hey dude, my mom found my our weed in my room"
"aww poop shit ass, how much trouble did you get in"
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while bowling you drop your 16 lb bowling ball on your foot
"POOP SHIT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!''
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This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.
I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.
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When someone seems so surprised or out of character when receiving information, it looks like they could have pooped their pants in shock.
Yo, did you see Matt's face when his babe told him their baby wasn't his?
Yeah man, he totally pooped his pants.
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National Poop Day is a day where you and your friends have to poop at least 3-5 times in one day. If not then you have failed poop day and you and your friends (whoever failed) has to stick their whole middle finger up their own butthole.
“Yo man did you know today’s national poop day?!”
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After a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the shit of the day.
"Man," Roscoe said closing the bathroom door,"that was the Poop-Du-Jour!!"
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typically used in a derogatory manner to describe someone overreacting to a situation.
Roomate 1: YOU DRANK ALL MY CHOCOLATE MILK?!!!!
Roomate 2: Jeez, don't poop your pants. I'll buy some more.
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When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.
"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?
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