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An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.
person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"
Trump Taco
noun
/ˈtrəmp ˈtäˌkō/
Definition:
A metaphorical consequence suffered as a direct result of one's own ignorance, poor judgment, or inflated self-confidence. Typically used to describe a situation where someone attempts to act clever, bold, or superior, only to experience an embarrassing or self-inflicted downfall.
"Brian dismissed everyone's advice and went ahead with his idea anyway. Now he's eating a full plate of Trump Tacos."
"Katy thought her idea would be amazing, but it totally flopped. All she got was a Trump Taco."
"Steve ignored all the warnings, and now his plan crashed and burned. Classic Trump Taco."
When one who’s in the face of foe or opposition chooses to turn the other cheek or cowers in a way to avoid further altercation.
I.E. - ducking your taco means avoiding beef
Person 1 knows that Person 2 is eager for on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 2 can say Person 1 is ducking taco or ducking his taco
Person 1 is aware that Person 2 wants on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 1 is ducking taco.
1. found between smirfettes thighs
2. a word people look up on urban dictionary when extremely bored, congratulations, your world is an empty and fucked up one.
Why's your face blue?
I ate a smirf taco
The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.
My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco
when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking
thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco