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A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.
Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??
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Dating a guy named lemar because he’s going to treat you right and make you the happiest person on the planet
I’m going to date a guy named lemar
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A part of a gui-unit with values ranging from one to six. Often used in reference to poker chips.
I raise you a gui-unit and a half!
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aka still hiding in the closet
This guy hasn’t realized that it’s 2019 now. It’s ok to be gay and like other guys. He still thinks he has to hide in the closet. He will loudly proclaim to everyone how hot he is and how much girls want him. He will brag about what girl he is banging tonight. Unfortunately, because he thinks it’s still the 1800s, he will accuse other guys of being gay. He will post paragraphs of sexual fantasies that he has about these guys yet will claim that these guys look at him this way. A Super Happy Fun Guy is someone to be pitied. Hopefully, his prince charming will rescue him from these unrequited feelings and show him that it’s ok to come out of the closet and be what he is.
This guy is also a stalker of any guy who is better looking and more successful than he could ever be.
“Ugh. This guy just won’t shut up about Cam.”
“I thought he was hooking up with some hot chick?”
“Are you kidding? He’s totally a super happy fun guy.”
“I am so much better than all you guys. Girls drool over my body. Guys wish they were me. Guys and girls wish they could sleep with me, but I’m straight.”
“You are such a super happy fun guy. You’re not fooling anyone.”
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noun: 1. A guy who is a people pleaser and always down to do something nice for anybody. But is easily influenced by pretty girls into doing something mean. 2. A boy version of Gretchen Weiners. 3. A guy who pulls pretty chicks by doing their dirty work. 4. A dude whose road dog status for pretty girls.
B. "So I gave her wrong directions, that gives you enough time to hit up the hot guys first."
G. "I love you, your such a nice guy, but a mean girl."
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C. "Your homie is a D Bag when he's around hot chicks.
D. "Thats cause he's a mean girl ....what a pussy "
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L. "How does this douche bag get all these ladies."
J. "He's a nice guy, but a mean girl"
L "That's lame"
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a crazy person or when someone gets mad and goes nuts
DUDE, HE'S GONNA GO RED HEADED WHITE GUY ONE YOu!
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Originaly a character from the show MXC. Use when something gay happens or something you dislike, which you then say "Guy la douche ass"
Dude Tom just skeeted on your tooth brush, response = "Guy La Douche Ass"
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