Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.

girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"

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National flash tits day

October 27th is national flash tits day

I told her it was October 27th, national flash tits day and she flashed her tits

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colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

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Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.

Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "

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mass tit wank

When u masturbate to tits in sex.

i want tomass tit wank

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National tits pic day

June 25 National send tits pic day. A day where you have to send a pic of your bare tits to whoever asks.

Me; Happy National tits pic Day!!
Her; Thanks here’s the pic!!

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I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

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