Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

Extremely Wet Fart

You Need To Go To The Toilet When You Unleash This!

Extremely Wet Farts = Bathroom Needed To Resolve

Wet Stimpy

A handjob performed underwater, preferably a pool or hot tub

Hey you know that chick gave me a wet stimpy in the hot tub at the party, it was great.

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

pus wet

When trying to make your hair look wet.

I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.

Wet Maraca

When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure

thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.