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If you were bornSeptember 20th you tend to be cute, funny, and smart. Someone born on September 20th have a love for sports. If you meet someone born on September 20th DO NOT leave them you will regret it. Humans born on the 20th of September also tend to have no friends but to still be crushing on someone.
Man one: woah he's good at *insert sport*
Man two: probably because he was born on September 20th
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If someone is 1337, lerk3r, or tr0ll, and do not know a mentioned rule "e.g. Rule 34, Rule 2, etc.", they must refer to rule 8, in which the unkownst must flash said boobs.
girl- i just found some noobs
guy-haha rule 6!
girl-what's rule 6?
guy-OH! OH rule 20! flash!
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An indefinite unit of time.
About the time it takes to do something.
-"When is the exterminator arriving to get rid of those ants?"
-"In about 20 minutes"
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December 20 is the day you can do all these things
Kiss ur crush.
Slap a girls ass.
Be gay.
Slap someone dick/boobs
Guy: dude it's December 20 you can slap Jessica's ass
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rather than just marijuana, a '20bag' denotes a deal of any illicit substance to the value of £20 / $20 and could just as easily contain rock, powder or tablets.
yo, you weighed down? what u got?
all the usuals man, nothin' smaller than a 20 bag though...
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Bob Morleys birthday. Best person alive
Today Bob Morley was born.
December 20th was the day the best man alive was born
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People born on this day should be considered royalty. If its a male and their name starts with "R", they deserve unlimited suck jobs and you are legally obligated to hork a loogie on his balls and proceed to lick it off... ladies ;) It's in the constitution. Guys, if you know a guy born on this day and his name starts with the letter "R", you better hope he likes you, otherwise prepare to die alone.
"Hey, I'm Greg and this is my girlfriend"
"Hi, I'm Robert, born on March 20"
"Fuck"
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