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Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

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achmed the dead terrorist

A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.

"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

by CCRaZ July 9, 2012

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Soft Core Terrorist

1. An individual who is always up to generally harmless but potentially disturbing or disruptive actions and antics. Example: One who discreetly releases known and or anticipated to be nasty farts in crowded store isles, elevators, cars or waiting rooms.

2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.

3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.

Person A: Jerome was all excited and had us all freaked out that something bad was happening.

Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.

by Jasper B. Bunhead November 18, 2010

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Chat Room Terrorist

A person or persons within a group chat who consistently go off on multi-message tangents with out much involvement from other room members. The Chat Room Terrorist often ignores or makes cursory comments about other conversation threads within the room. Often, a Chat Room Terrorist will leave 60-100 messages on multiple tangential topics at strange hours of the night.

Yowzers, that guy Danny is a real Chat Room Terrorist. Did you see his rant last night?
Yea, 256 messages about Trump, 9-11 and boats being parked int he street, that guys off his rocker.

by DonkyLips6969 June 14, 2019


Internet word terrorists

People who make accounts on www.urbandictionary.com just to define a word that insults Donald Trump

"Someone needs to tell all these internet word terrorists that we get their message."

by bepis with no b January 15, 2018


Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.

Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

by Imparitor October 8, 2010

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terroristic threat

a threat in which somebody commits terrorism to a public place, such as school. Suspension or expulsion can result if you threat a junior high or high school in a terroristic manner.

"If you don't (fill in the blank), I'm going to blow up the school!" or "Parkway Heights Middle School goes down at 2:30 pm sharp!" are examples of terroristic threats.

by Ni-cho-las March 24, 2007

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