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A term used to describe a person who is not "in" on an inside joke.
Nevermind you, fork olives. You wouldn't understand.
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A wakandan fork is when you use your pointer, middle and ring finger and spread them in a W shape then place the pointer finger in the vagina. Place the ring finger in the asshole. Then place the middle finger on the taint then violently finger away. This technique was invented and used by the African tribes.
I used a wakandan fork last night on Alexia. She thought I was a big black man.
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When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.
Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.
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Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo
and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...
"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"
"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"
"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."
"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"
"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...
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Some gay ass had a gay name and now we all call him Cunting Fork
"Fuck off Cunting Fork"
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Something people with an IQ level below 10 say then throw up a sign for all of those idiots to unite together.
“Hey Alex, I got a 40% on my math quiz”
“Forks Up baby”
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when one eats pussy with a fork (or any cutlery for that matter).. as true gentlemen do.
Jackson: Yo dude did you hear that Max ate Sierra out with a fork??!
Lillian: Yeah man now he’s a total pussy fork
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