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awesome, slow, old school reggae that sings about love. very chill music that is great to smoke to.
beres hammond, delroy wilson, garnett silk are artists who create lovers rock.
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A person who gets sexual gratification from eating shit and/or rubbing shit on themselves and/or having someone shit on them.
That dude is a skat lover.
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Undergarment covering the collar-line and shoulders, including the underarms. The inverse of a wife-beater.
"Why bother wearing a wife-beater as an undershirt? It doesn't protect your dress shirt from the only part of you that gets it dirty--your armpits. That's why I started wearing wife-lovers."
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Testicular pain caused by prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculation.
EXAMPLE:
' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .
. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.
' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).
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some one who lives on benefits and dont want to work, beacuse its easyer to live on benefits.
hi gina hows it like to be a benefit lover?.
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a person that loves a man of iraqi descent but cheats on him with a man of asian descent. he also has the hardest grip in the world, especially on hard, long, juicy objects. has the greatest side burns ever known to mankind.
selwyn: eww hanan, wht happened to ur side burns?
andrew: yeah, i saw em all the way from runescape!
Hanan: i was griping my razor really hard, and shaved them off!!!
Hanan: wht can i say i am a Rahomo lover.
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The person who is always sexually available and willing to indulge all of your fantasies when your real life partner will not. This person could be a pop icon, the hottie next door, an office co-worker or the one you masturbate to. Also the title of a cheesy Atlanta Rhythm Section song from 1978.
Last Friday Greg stared down at his Gin and Tonic alone at the bar, went home, and jacked off to his imaginary lover.
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