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There are many kinds of UDU (Urban Dictionary User). Most are aged 10-15 and usually, they hate each other. There are:
10 year olds: Think they're hard because they discovered swears and CoD, like to boast about it and fail at pretending to be fifteen.
11 year olds: Think they're amazing because they aren't 10 anymore.
12 year olds: Boys are usually obsessed with DC and football and being popular. Girls are more into Jack Wills clothes and being 'random' but failing epically.
13 year olds: Think they're amazing because they are teenagers and think they can take the piss out of everyone younger than them.
14 year olds: Think they're the most superior, funny, witty, brilliant people ever. Girls try to be scene, and they try and act hard by having a go at people and judging them on whether they've hit puberty or not. Defines things to do with sex on here because they think they're hard. (13 year olds do this too, BTW)
15 year olds: Think they're superior to anyone younger than themselves. They talk about CoD and stuff like that. Complain about the 'younger generation'.
&this only refers to the people on here.
{Urban Dictionary User aged 10-15}
10YO: omg lyk hi guise im lyk 15 innit hahaha
11YO: omg shut up 10 year old im cooler than u
12YO: omg i need 2 be popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13YO: omg im a teenager that means im the gr8est ever shut up lil kidz lol
14YO: omg shut up little kidz omg i hate u all im so cooler than u and prettier lol i bet ur all sooo short and evryfin lol
15YO: omg ew little kidz ew ew i hate u alll!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one
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A definition of Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users, probably involving sex in some way.
A fake conversation, usually between 2 people where someone mentions Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users.
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I can't stand this chat room anymore. All we ever get is ten year old nu metal aol users.
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Fuck...
Urban dictionary users rejecting your word/phrase are dumb
Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.
PLEASE NEED BLEACH
Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?
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One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.
What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.
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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:
Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)
To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.
To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??
To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.
And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
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Iโm better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.
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