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A term derived from the video game Ark: survival evolved, and is jokingly used to humiliate people who are engaging in interactions with the opposite gender.
*Ryan talks to a woman*
Kieran: "Mate boost!"
Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.
Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.
Hey pal, who is your table mate today?
The best greeting ever! People who say 'alo mate' are the best type of people.
"Hey"
"Alo Mate"
"OMG, I just know ur funny"
When a girl squeezes your head with her thighs while giving you a footjob
Ok Dinny full disclosure I think a smother mate is actually a chess thing but I just made this thinly disguised fetish up
A shorter way of saying "the people I know in real life".
@the_temptations_fanpage (Internet Friend 1): I love having friends! They're so fun!
@revolutionarysaxplayer (Internet Friend 2): Yeah, totally! But I definitely like my internet friends more than my day mates though... Like you!
@the_temptations_fanpage: Really? Thanks! Same to you!
@revolutionarysaxplayer: No problem :)